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Post by Naselus on Sept 15, 2006 17:48:56 GMT
I naturally tend to buy humorously-sloganed T-shirts to irritate my employers. I thought we might run a little competition to see if anyone can come up with any particularly inspired T-shirt slogans, and the vote for the best one. Then, once we've established which one is the best, I'll go out and have it printed in Manchester, and photograph myself wearing it to post somewhere on site.
Now, while generally the forum will not accept anything in bad taste or of an offensive nature, I'm going to be wearing the damn shirt and I don't really mind. Nothing offensive to other forum members, mind; I've already got T-shirts referring to all of you in an abusive fashion.
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Post by Naselus on Sept 15, 2006 17:57:55 GMT
Just to get you started, here's a few I like:
Arm the Homeless
If undelivered, please return to: That hot blonde near the bar
Scalp the Aged
Evolution is a lie! (just like the dinosaurs)
When a woman says no, she means 'rohypnol'
Pope Benedict XVI: Judgement Day
This T-shirt makes you think of sandwiches.
SOIL. Not the band, I want you to shit on my chest.
I sold dope for fourteen years, but I never got arrested until I wore this stupid shirt
I went to Gitmo, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt. (And deep-seated pyschological trauma)
[just a picture of Dot Cotton from Eastenders]
Proud supporter of feminism (anything to shut that bitch up)
I'm not racist (I joined the Klan as a social thing)
[World Wildlife Fund logo} World Wildlife Fraud
For just 2 pounds a month, you could hire some Cambodian kid to make shoes.
Disleksea Reeserch Trusd
I may be going to hell, but at least I'll get a good seat
Lose weight today! Move to Chernobyl!
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Post by HStorm on Sept 16, 2006 11:20:45 GMT
If you can read this, you have an unhealthy interest in staring at men's nipples.
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Post by Naselus on Sept 16, 2006 18:36:49 GMT
The Profit of Urban Decay
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Post by Naselus on Sept 18, 2006 18:28:40 GMT
Pluto's not a planet! (He's a dog, dumbass)
Should do
Come back when you're legal
Also available in sober!
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Post by Naselus on Sept 19, 2006 17:04:16 GMT
Lakes on a Plain
My other shirt is offensive
Exhibit A
Laze against the machine
BROWNITE. (No, I don't support Gordon Brown)
Start Wars
Pasta of Muppets!
I hate
THE EAGLES
Deal with it.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Hate me for what I did to your sister
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Darts Club Stoned
I [picture of a small plane, like those blasted hearts} New York.
Fat girls try harder (but it could just be the extra weight)
Rape Oilseed
Ninjas killed my family - give me money for kung-fu lessons.
NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY
Like we need your support
Masturabation is evil
so I use kittens
Guns don't kill people
I do
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Post by HStorm on Jun 9, 2007 13:58:23 GMT
Insomnia's a pain, but nothing to lose sleep over.
Hyper-tension's a pain, but it's nothing to get worried about.
Dyslexia's a pain, but it's nothing to write home about.
Death kills.
If you can read this, you're peeing down my leg, b*stard.
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Post by HStorm on Dec 28, 2007 8:57:24 GMT
I'd invite you to join my Narcissism Club, but, frankly, I'm the only one good enough to take part.
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