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Post by TheCritique on Jul 6, 2005 9:47:55 GMT
The first Caption Competition:  Please post suggestions for possible captions in this topic. There is no limit to the number of entries. The winning caption shall be added to the image on the Caption Competition page and the author credited. |
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Post by The Tommunist on Jul 6, 2005 10:59:41 GMT
"The mummy rises from its tomb" Come on, look at his hands!  |
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Post by modeski on Jul 6, 2005 12:23:36 GMT
"Robert Kilroy-Silk MP"
"Essex boy fake tan gone wrong"
"Musn't lunge, I followed through"
"Enoch Powell didn't have to put up with this shit"
"HAY GUYS, WHAT'S GOIN ON IN THIS CAPTION COMPETITION?"
"That's the cleaning cupboard, not your office"
[Edit:]
"Braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins"
"Kilroy is not impressed with your bullshit"
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Post by modeski on Jul 6, 2005 14:29:22 GMT
Im at work and bored, got a few more: "I use fake tan so I don't have to go to stinking europeland" "I want back on the telly  " "I hate meeting mandelson" "Please don't to be asking why I is walking teh funny" "mum always said I would stay like this if the wind changed" |
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Post by TheCritique on Jul 6, 2005 19:01:44 GMT
I haven't thought of ay individual captions, but I'm thinking of some connotation to ghosts, disasterious tanning attempts, and perhaps some sort of accident with flour.
For your information, the next competition features Prince Charles.
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Post by HStorm on Jul 6, 2005 19:44:59 GMT
"All right, who put glue in my shower gel?"
"I'll... be... baaaack."
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Post by Thanatos on Jul 7, 2005 0:16:13 GMT
Vanitas's budget crisis was beginning to tell on the filmographic quality of its partly political broadcasts.
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Post by ringmasterrob on Jul 7, 2005 17:08:08 GMT
"After failing to gain any recognition with Veritas, Kilroy decides to immortalise himself by infiltrating Madame Tussauds disguised as a waxwork dummy..."
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Post by TheCritique on Jul 13, 2005 20:29:55 GMT
I believe the best captions are the last two, and I believe it is too close to call myself. Therefore, to decide the winning caption, a poll shall be opening shortly in which members may vote for the caption they believe is the most fitting. The two current entries, to confirm, are:
Vanitas' budget crisis was beginning to tell on the filmographic quality of its partly political broadcasts.[/b]
After failing to gain any recognition with Veritas, Kilroy decides to immortalise himself by infiltrating Madame Tussauds disguised as a waxwork dummy....
If anyone has any other nominatons for the poll will they please declare ASAP.
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Post by modeski on Jul 14, 2005 8:41:47 GMT
I would modestly nominate my own "Braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins", and also Storm's "I'll... be... baaaack."
Failing that, I would like to have a "none of the above" option in the poll, as the two veritas captions are too wordy and unfunny. I would not vote for either of them, but would still like to exercise my invitation to vote, the same as other members.
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Post by ringmasterrob on Jul 14, 2005 9:52:53 GMT
The two veritas captions are too wordy and unfunny. I disagree with that statement wholeheartedly and would like to nominate/vote for Thanatos' entry as it was the only one so far that made me laugh aloud. |
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Post by modeski on Jul 14, 2005 10:49:57 GMT
The two veritas captions are too wordy and unfunny. I disagree with that statement wholeheartedly and would like to nominate/vote for Thanatos' entry as it was the only one so far that made me laugh aloud. So bring on the poll!  |
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