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Post by HStorm on Aug 25, 2005 19:01:18 GMT
After an unavoidable delay, the second caption photo is finally up. Please give Prince Charles as rough a time as you like...   |
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Post by HStorm on Aug 25, 2005 19:05:09 GMT
"I know you are staring at one's bottom, Camilla."
"Oh dash, anybody get a picture of the pidgeon that plopped on my lapel?"
"What do you mean 'behind the times'? I'll have you know, Daddy got me this camera from the set of the pilot episode of Dr Who!!!!"
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Post by modeski on Aug 26, 2005 7:51:12 GMT
"The Met's latest sniper"
"If I can just get this damn thing to fire over my right shoulder..."
"If only I'd had this fifteen years ago, there would have been no need for all that messy divorce nonsense"
"Mummy, be a dear and stand in front of this would you. No no, it's quite safe I assure you. *snicker*"
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Post by TheCritique on Aug 26, 2005 13:13:35 GMT
After his vexatious wedding, Prince Charles prepares to enact his revenge on Nicholas Witchell.
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Post by Thanatos on Aug 30, 2005 17:11:33 GMT
"Well, after the hunting ban one simply had to spice up grouse season somehow, don't you know?"
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Post by ringmasterrob on Sept 13, 2005 9:51:52 GMT
"Exlusive new Daily Mail photographs suggest Diana's death may not have been an accident..."
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Post by HStorm on Sept 13, 2005 16:29:12 GMT
 In light of that little show of political incorrectness, I can offer only one possible response... "One moment, Camilla, dear, one has Rob Wood lined up in the sights of one's cunningly-disguised multi-barreled, heavy machine gun..."
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Post by Thanatos on Sept 15, 2005 1:09:56 GMT
"Exlusive new Daily Mail photographs suggest Diana's death may not have been an accident..."  |
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Post by ringmasterrob on Sept 15, 2005 11:54:04 GMT
Glad my post was well received (sort of) but I think I should probably clarify. A couple of weeks ago whilst on holiday I strolled past a newsagents and spotted a copy of the Daily Mail with the headline 'VITAL 'DIANA CLUES THE FRENCH MISSED' (or something along those lines). A week afterwards I read in another publication that the above vital clues had been 'missed' by the French because the technology that was used to discover them had not been invented in 1997. It seems that a lot of tabloids, particularly the Mail, seem determined to find a conspiracy theory in there somewhere. As a more serious addition to a humorous topic, what are your own opinions on the matter?
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Post by Thanatos on Sept 15, 2005 12:45:26 GMT
The driver was pissed.
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Post by ringmasterrob on Sept 15, 2005 13:59:08 GMT
Is that an established fact or your opinion?
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Post by Naselus on Sept 16, 2005 2:27:56 GMT
Established fact, as I recall. He was out off his tree and crashed the car.
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Post by ringmasterrob on Sept 16, 2005 10:14:20 GMT
Hmm, okay then, well what we need now is the nominations for the vote...
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Post by Thanatos on Sept 16, 2005 13:02:27 GMT
I think I've indicated my preference.
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Post by HStorm on Sept 23, 2005 17:20:14 GMT
I'll go for the Di's Death one.
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Post by HStorm on Oct 11, 2005 19:10:37 GMT
This has been hanging in the air for long enough I reckon. Unless there are any further nominations in the next 24 hours, I think we can declare the Di's Death caption the winner.
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Post by HStorm on Oct 13, 2005 17:19:56 GMT
Congratulations to Rob! The winning caption is; -
"Exclusive new Daily Mail photographs suggest Diana's death may not have been an accident..."
Another one in the eye for political correctness, and so in recognition of this, Rob's prize is a pair of hot new books signed by the authors! First off is How To Treat Women My Way, by Peter Stringfellow. Once read, never forgotten. And second is, My Favourite Jewish Recipes, by Osama bin Laden, which is always a big hit at any bah mitzvah.
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In light of that little show of political incorrectness, I can offer only one possible response...
