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Post by HStorm on Mar 28, 2006 16:26:39 GMT
 Another one courtesy of the BBC website, especially for the second anniversary of the Critique website. |
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Post by Naselus on Mar 28, 2006 19:27:24 GMT
New porn film explains reason for Tony Blair's grin.
Cherie Blair still to master the art of the whispered aside.
Blairs unite to demonstrate planet-eating monster.
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Post by HStorm on Mar 29, 2006 20:13:57 GMT
Cherie: "I'm bored."
Tony: "So am I."
Cherie: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Tony: "That helped."
Tony: "I can't believe they say you resemble a frog, darling... Look out for that fly!"
Cherie: <SQUATCH>
Blairs show united front to deny allegations of Cherie having an affair with Linford Christie.
Cherie: "I think Tony might have been mistaken when... yeee-OOOOWWWW!"
Tony: "Sorry darling, was that your thigh I just stuck my fork into?"
Cherie receives Tony's April Fool message that the babysitter left Ewen unattended at Chequers for over an hour.
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Post by Naselus on Mar 31, 2006 17:32:05 GMT
Tony: " No, it's down here, love".
Cherie Blair deeply upset by Tony's obvious interest in saucy cameraman.
Blair's life-size marshmellow anti-terror decoy ruined by greedy wife.
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Post by HStorm on Apr 12, 2006 17:41:21 GMT
Competition closes on Good Friday. Any extra ideas?
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Post by HStorm on May 5, 2006 18:29:19 GMT
Sorry for the delay. High time we had some nominations.
I recommend, New porn film explains reason for Tony Blair's grin.
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Post by TheCritique on May 12, 2006 6:39:47 GMT
I recommend...
Cherie Blair still to master the art of the whispered aside.
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Post by modeski on May 12, 2006 11:44:26 GMT
I also like New porn film explains reason for Tony Blair's grin.
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Post by Naselus on May 12, 2006 11:50:41 GMT
I like Blairs show united front to deny allegations of Cherie having an affair with Linford Christie.
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Post by HStorm on May 12, 2006 12:16:13 GMT
Looks like a preference indicated without needing a poll. Congratulations, Naselus, you win with the mouthp-... sorry, masterpiece, New porn film explains reason for Tony Blair's grin.
Well done, bro, your prize is a signed copy of the bestselling self-help pamphlet, "Mastering Oral Self-Genital-Stimulation Techniques For Men In Ten Easy Sux", by retired Boxing magnate, Jumbo Cummings. Ships with its own free paper-cleaning kit.
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