First September Caption Competition

HStorm Administrator Posts: 493	First September Caption Competition Sept 3, 2006 17:53:31 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HStorm on Sept 3, 2006 17:53:31 GMT Away ye go, get captioning.
	"Shall I file it?" "Should you FILE it?! SHRED it... no one must ever be able to find it again!" "In that case, Minister, I think it's best I file it." - Woolley & Hacker, Yes Minister.

HStorm Administrator Posts: 493	First September Caption Competition Sept 3, 2006 17:54:11 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HStorm on Sept 3, 2006 17:54:11 GMT Blair makes forceful denial from 10 Downing Street that Britain is sinking.
	"Shall I file it?" "Should you FILE it?! SHRED it... no one must ever be able to find it again!" "In that case, Minister, I think it's best I file it." - Woolley & Hacker, Yes Minister.

Naselus
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First September Caption Competition Sept 3, 2006 18:47:42 GMT

Post by Naselus on Sept 3, 2006 18:47:42 GMT

Airport delays force Blair to take extreme measures to return from his holidays.

Main entry point for illegal immigrants discovered.

Blair hopeful after meeting with Neptune, God of the Seas, to halt global warming.

Skeptics forced to admit that Blair did earn 25 metre bronze Swimming Certificate.

New 're-evolve gills' global warming countermeasure looking promising.

Blair admits Osama bin Laden 'not actually in the Thames'.

Blair attempts to quietly flee Britain while he's ahead.

Swimmer survives having London bridge inserted into head.

Steps found leading into Thames, experts baffled.

Last Edit: Sept 3, 2006 18:48:19 GMT by Naselus

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Naselus Global Moderator Good rules should be cherished. Bad rules should be broken. My rules should be OBEYED Posts: 881	First September Caption Competition Sept 4, 2006 16:57:51 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Naselus on Sept 4, 2006 16:57:51 GMT Welcome to New Orleans. New Minister for Fishing taking job too seriously.
	Last Edit: Sept 4, 2006 17:37:04 GMT by Naselus The SAS - 99.9% need not apply. They actually passed their GCSEs.

Naselus Global Moderator Good rules should be cherished. Bad rules should be broken. My rules should be OBEYED Posts: 881	First September Caption Competition Sept 4, 2006 17:32:26 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Naselus on Sept 4, 2006 17:32:26 GMT Large body of water found in centre of London, Al Qaeda suspected.
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First September Caption Competition Sept 4, 2006 17:36:26 GMT

Post by HStorm on Sept 4, 2006 17:36:26 GMT

John Prescott furiously refutes allegations of using a body-double for his Thames charity swim.

Divers uncover evidence of Iraqi WMD in remote Sunni Arab territory known as 'Westminster'.

Tony Blair attempts to disprove suggestions that water in the Thames is toxic enough to cause hair to fall out.

"Shall I file it?"
"Should you FILE it?! SHRED it... no one must ever be able to find it again!"
"In that case, Minister, I think it's best I file it." - Woolley & Hacker, Yes Minister.

Naselus Global Moderator Good rules should be cherished. Bad rules should be broken. My rules should be OBEYED Posts: 881	First September Caption Competition Sept 4, 2006 17:45:07 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Naselus on Sept 4, 2006 17:45:07 GMT Eastenders denies swimsuit episode 'implausible'. Nelson impersonator admits re-enactment of battle of Trafalgar get more pathetic every year.
	Last Edit: Sept 4, 2006 17:46:58 GMT by Naselus The SAS - 99.9% need not apply. They actually passed their GCSEs.

HStorm Administrator Posts: 493	First September Caption Competition Sept 14, 2006 13:57:23 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HStorm on Sept 14, 2006 13:57:23 GMT Competition closes on Saturday. Any further captions, please get them in before then.
	"Shall I file it?" "Should you FILE it?! SHRED it... no one must ever be able to find it again!" "In that case, Minister, I think it's best I file it." - Woolley & Hacker, Yes Minister.

HStorm Administrator Posts: 493	First September Caption Competition Sept 16, 2006 14:03:37 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HStorm on Sept 16, 2006 14:03:37 GMT Okay, nominations please? A new picture is now available on the blogsite for the next competition, which starts tomorrow.
	"Shall I file it?" "Should you FILE it?! SHRED it... no one must ever be able to find it again!" "In that case, Minister, I think it's best I file it." - Woolley & Hacker, Yes Minister.

Naselus Global Moderator Good rules should be cherished. Bad rules should be broken. My rules should be OBEYED Posts: 881	First September Caption Competition Sept 16, 2006 18:04:51 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Naselus on Sept 16, 2006 18:04:51 GMT Well, I actually prefer 'welcome to New Orleans', but since we can't nominate our own I'll go for 'John Prescott furiously refutes allegations of using a body-double for his Thames charity swim.'
	The SAS - 99.9% need not apply. They actually passed their GCSEs.

HStorm Administrator Posts: 493	First September Caption Competition Sept 21, 2006 7:14:32 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HStorm on Sept 21, 2006 7:14:32 GMT I nominate, "Main entry point for illegal immigrants discovered."
	"Shall I file it?" "Should you FILE it?! SHRED it... no one must ever be able to find it again!" "In that case, Minister, I think it's best I file it." - Woolley & Hacker, Yes Minister.

First September Caption Competition

Post by HStorm on Sept 3, 2006 17:53:31 GMT

Post by HStorm on Sept 3, 2006 17:54:11 GMT

Post by Naselus on Sept 3, 2006 18:47:42 GMT

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